Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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