Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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