I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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