super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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