is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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