My first STD was from a foam party
wat bout pragnant strippers??
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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