Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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