This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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