Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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