Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
We need to get me chipped asap
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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