I want to have your abortion
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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