I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I have tasted many bathrooms
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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