think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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