I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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