He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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