See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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