We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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