All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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