I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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