well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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