People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Someone shit on the floor
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Randomize