imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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