Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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