So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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