Define "chronic" masturbator.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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