I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Screwed.edu
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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