Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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