Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
handjob tips. give me some.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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