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he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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