so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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