You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he shaved USA in his pubs
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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