Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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