well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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