I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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