He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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