yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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