Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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