Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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