Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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