Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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