Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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