i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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