And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It's shark week go big or go home
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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