Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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