i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize
