Ambien. No doubt about it.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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