everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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