Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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