i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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