We're like a lot better than the average bears
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so explain again why im purple
no
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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