He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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