His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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