so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I party with great urgency now.
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