They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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