quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
