Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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