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she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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