its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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