My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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