Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
worst night to have a conscience
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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