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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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