I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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